No more maybes

Your baby’s got rabies

Sitting on a ball

In the middle of the Andes

Yeah, I’m a freak of nature

Yeah, I’m a freak

If only I could be as cool as you

As cool as you

Body and soul, I’m a freak, I’m a freak

Body and soul, I’m a freak, I’m a freak

Try to be different

Well get a different disease

Seems it’s in fashion

To need the coldsore cream

I don’t really know

How to put up a ‘cool’ show

As boring as they come

Just tell me where to go

If only I could be as cool as you

Freak